Delicate (and some not so delicate) Questions Answered

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During my writing journey, I’ve been asked some delicate (and some not so delicate) questions. These range from the bold Would you mind reading my 400 page manuscript and then get back to me? to the more common So…how do you get an agent anyway?

Well, pull up a seat and let’s chat. I’ll pour the coffee. You pass the chocolate.

(And yes. This is a lengthy post. I hope you’ll keep reading.)

The following is a small sampling of queries I’ve fielded, but ones I thought you might appreciate:

How long have you been writing?

Since I was a little girl. Years. Decades. But it was only within the last few years that I was able to pursue my passion full-time. Because of many stops and starts (college, career, marriage, babies, raising babies, family crises, and various life events), my writing career had to take a backseat.

How did you receive your offer of representation?

By way that’s almost unheard of now. Through a cold query. Yes, you heard that right, folks. And it truly was a God-thing! I “knew” no one. I pulled no strings. I asked no favors. Here’s the brief version of how it happened:

I initially sent Mary a query about my book and then we began corresponding through a series of e-mails. She requested a partial and then a complete. She loved my story! I began to get good vibes when she asked about a marketing plan. I polished what I had and sent it, too. We then agreed upon a specific date to “chat” by phone. I felt like I knew what was coming, but nothing can really prepare you for it until you hear those magical words, “I’d like to represent you…”

(You can check out a fun interview I did with author Keli Gwyn a few years ago for more about my writing journey.)

What should I do if I want to pursue a career in writing?

Advice varies, but here’s what I did: I read. A lot. Various genres, but particularly faith-based romance and women’s fiction since those are my areas of interest. I joined writing groups, took writing courses, attended conferences, and wrote stories, of course! (Some of my early work will never see the light of day, but that’s as it should be. Those first efforts were “practice,” which you’ll need lots–tons–of before submitting the polished product.)

Other things I did: Purchased and studied books on the writing craft (James Scott Bell is a fave. Others include The First Five Pages by Noah Lukeman, Strunk and White’s The Elements of Style, Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott, Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark. Let’s not forget Susan May Warren’s gems for writers, and an absolute MUST is The Chicago Manual of Style. I have more I’ve not made my way through yet.

Also, you’ll want to establish an internet presence. Start a blog. (Prior to hiring my web team, I started with a simple–and free–WordPress format. I’m still able to control everything behind the scenes of my professionally created site, which I like. And don’t be afraid of techy stuff. I learned. And so can you!) Next, visit and comment on blogs. Set up an “author/writing” page on Facebook and be active in whatever mode of social media you’re comfortable with. I love Twitter and I like to connect with likeminded folks there. I’m not active on Pinterest yet, though I see the appeal.

The main thing: Don’t bite off more than you can chew as far as the social media thing. It can be a huge time-suck and lead to early burn-out.

Will you read my 400 + page manuscript and let me know what you think?

For real?

Okay. Here’s the deal. I may not be the best judge of your work. I write Heartfelt, Homespun Fiction. My tagline includes contemporary Christian romance. I generally read and critique for others in the same genre, specifically for mutual critique partners. I’m so sorry I don’t have the time to read longer manuscripts for folks. I really wish I did.

Why can’t I show “bedroom scenes” in Christian fiction?

Because the CBA has specific guidelines in place about what is/isn’t acceptable within Christian fiction. Though individual publishing houses may differ on the degree of “romance” within their books, I think it’s safe to say doors to the bedroom are firmly closed. And for good reason. (It is the inspirational market we’re talking about here.)

Yes, we want to see how the hero and heroine’s courtship evolves (if it’s romantic fiction you’re writing), but somewhere in the couple’s journey needs to be a spiritual thread, too.

Why aren’t you published yet?

Those who are navigating the path like I am well understand the answer to this simple, yet complex question. The answer is: Because the wheels to publishing grind verrrrry slowly. And that’s the truth.

Signing with a super agent is the first step. A HUGE step actually. Then comes the submission process. And waiting. And more waiting. And meanwhile… writing more books.

If you’re hoping for a “quick turnaround,” think again. Sometimes, that happens. But those fairy-tale scenarios are few and far between. Generally, after an author signs with an agency, the primrose path to publication can take as little as a year, OR much, much longer. There are many variables involved. In other words: dig in and prepare for the long haul. Just in case.

Why can’t you share what you and agent talk about?

Ever heard of breach of contract?

Just like most “jobs,” my profession (novelist) requires etiquette, discernment, and professionalism. It isn’t ethical to divulge career (and contractual) details. Even if you’re Church Member Martha or Great Uncle Gus.

Something to remember…

Most questions aren’t silly. Some folks may be misinformed, or perhaps, they don’t use good judgment with the type of question they ask. I try to answer every legitimate question because I’m curious, too, and I typically ask a lot of questions.

And now…

Onward and upward! Get crackin’ everyone!

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